Angela Comer, 26, was a middle school teacher and mother of a 4-year-old son who went missing with a 14-year-old 8th grade student AND her 4 year old, which is an abomination because c'mon, how many times did that 14-year-old kid flunk 8th grade?Two weeks later, they were found in a hotel in Mexico. According to authorities, they had planned to marry each other, however, they failed to do so due to the boy’s lack of parental consent. They're always scared of commitment.
When they were finally, thankfully, caught, Comer served 16 months in jail. Comer then pleaded guilty to one count of third degree sodomy, which nobody asked her to do but she just kind of volunteered the information, and one count of custodial interference. She was sentenced to 10 years in prison.
Before her sentence hearing, Comer attempted to change her story, claiming that it was in fact the 14-year-old who abducted HER, held her at gunpoint and then forced her to drive to Mexico.
She said the boy also broke a guitar over her head when she tried to escape. She then said James Gandolfini was also holding her hostage, but not to worry because Brad Pitt was out to get her (she didn't actually say that last part, but by that point the woman might as well have summarized the entire movie "The Mexican", starring Brad Pitt, Julia Roberts and James Gandolfini.)
Unfortunately for Ms. Comer, her sentence did not change.ncG1vNJzZmivp6x7s63NpJyrZpOkunC4yKyraGlgYrWwwNOeqq1llJ6%2FtcWMp5imnZRiwaatwqGcq6tdmK62s8etZKyklZq9qrrGZq5mmZ6ZerTA1J2cp6yjZL%2BwrsSrq2avkZeutLQ%3D